oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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