i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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