is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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