margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We are two peas in an std pod
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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