whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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