Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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