If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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