i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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