the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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