called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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