why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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