woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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