dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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