ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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