I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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