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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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