11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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