the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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