i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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