...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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