Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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