Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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