Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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