Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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