just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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