you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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