I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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