I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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