when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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