In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Everyone says I win the strip club
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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