omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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