At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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