Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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