Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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