Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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