Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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