I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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