So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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