forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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