I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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