forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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