no you cant smoke seaweed
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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