Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i used baking grease as lip gloss
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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