420 ftw
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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