I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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