She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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