How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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