Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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