3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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