Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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